A 0–100 receipt for January. Not a power ranking in a costume.
Sixty points for January-ready. Forty for chaos if they get there. Base is playoff, résumé, and trajectory. Chaos is buzz, story, volatility, bracket, star, and Pretender Risk −4 on an empty or FCS-only résumé. Fan Bump sits beside the 100 — it is not inside it. Helmet Head only reads the JSON.
Week 5 range
5.3–52.9
FBS scored
138
Cadence
Sunday 10pm MT
Jansanity Meter · Week 5
36Restless
One number for how chaotic the sport is right now. Not a team grade. Week 0 and Week 1 omit churn and movement — there is no real prior yet.
Movement 2.12 seats → 8.8/25
The Road to Jansanity →Games That Matter
Full slateRanked by jansanityIndex — how much the game moves the sport, including bystanders. Top 5 on the board.
UCLA at Oregon
Week 6 · lookahead · 2026-10-10
Georgia at Alabama
Week 6 · lookahead · 2026-10-10
Indiana at Nebraska
Week 6 · lookahead · 2026-10-10
LSU at Kentucky
Week 6 · lookahead · 2026-10-10
North Carolina at Pittsburgh
Week 6 · lookahead · 2026-10-10
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Board Wrecker
UpsetThe final that moved the Field the most. Not a vibe award. Not a line on a team receipt.
Pittsburgh 35 at Virginia Tech 33
wreck 20.1 · 2 Field/bye/FFO flips · 0.07 published seats
The Ledger
82 calls on record since Week 0. Claims are append-only. Resolution never edits the original line.
Week 5 · FIRST_FOUR_OUT
Alabama — First Four Out at p=0.20
Week 5 · SPOILER_NAMED
Baylor — Named a spoiler; can wreck BYU in Week 11
Week 5 · SPOILER_NAMED
Cincinnati — Named a spoiler; can wreck Texas Tech in Week 8
Hit rate pending — the Ledger scores itself after Selection Day
Open the Ledger →Field spread · Week 5
47.6pts
Road to Jansanity
The Meter from kickoff to the Natty. Pick’em is local only — no account.
CFB news wire
ESPN feed with a desk fallback if the RSS is down.